I haven't wasted water like this in years!.

Resident, wasn't in mood to discuss California drought with Jon Stewart. LA, al Madrigal.

Jon!, i am going to paint this town wet.

Call the cops! ". But now it's just - "How long was your shower. That's a guy whose lawn is green, did you use a backet? Hey. We use to go to dinner and discuss movies. "Back home it's all we talk about. Which stars are secretly gays. - he says, "I'm sick of it".

"Jimmy Kimmel Live" and "The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson", and on "Conan" on TBS) as well as multiple appearances on ""Lopez Tonight", al has also appeared with Conan O'Brien (as one of the first 20 guests during his stint as host of "The Tonight Show". Fast-paced lyrical storytelling style has made him a typical on television with numerous appearances on Comedy Central including his own half-hour Comedy Central Presents exceptional and Pretend Time with Nick Swardson and appearances on John Oliver's New York Stand-up Show and spontaneous, his unique. Al Madrigal's comedy has been called "dynamic" by The New York Times, comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Named Best Stand-Up Comedian by the HBO/US.

I have to get it out of my system before I go home and slip the recycled toilet water, jon.

It feels good!, man, it feels good! I am taking an advantage of your unregulated East Coast Water-topia! Man.